One time at one of those traveling fairs we were having our daughter ride a merry-go-round. I asked the lady if I should come in and put her into the seat, or if she wanted to do it. She says, "No you go ahead and do it, I don't touch the children."
With zero hesitation I was like, "Ohh, court order?"
It was a joke I had lined up for a while and it just slipped out. I thought it was hilarious but she wasn't on board.