The post whore thread.

[ChickNorris]

I'm having to replace a mailbox like this, and see a bunch of others. I'm wondering how much it'd annoy my neighbors if I got one from this website.

http://www.nativenauticalmailboxes.com/products.html

Maybe I should get that rooster one.

See if it could double to conceal your vacuum breaker.

[Irving]

Can you Chick-splain to me what a vacuum breaker is? Because right now I assume you're talking about my wife, who never, ever, cleans it out and then complains that it doesn't work.

[SideShow Bob]

Can you Chick-splain to me what a vacuum breaker is? Because right now I assume you're talking about my wife, who never, ever, cleans it out and then complains that it doesn't work.

I think it has something to do with the blonde joke she posted in “The Joke of the Day” thread..........

[Irving]

You know how your phone has a bunch of auto generated responses to text messages and missed calls? How come I've never seen, "Call you back in 5, I'm masturbating/driving"?

[brutal]

I hope he ripped open all the bags and poured out the drinks as well.

Dumping trash out of your vehicle onto the ground is the lowest form of person to me. I'd put money on there being more trashcans than people in this country, it's not that damn hard to find one.

Saw someone flip a cig out their car window last Saturday going down 83 just south of ponderosa high. That one really pisses me off.

[BladesNBarrels]

Saw someone flip a cig out their car window last Saturday going down 83 just south of ponderosa high. That one really pisses me off.

Agree!

[ChickNorris]

Can you Chick-splain to me what a vacuum breaker is? Because right now I assume you're talking about my wife, who never, ever, cleans it out and then complains that it doesn't work.

That 12" irri-nubbin in your front yard that you replaced a few months back.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

Hehehe some guy who drives an identical truck just tried to hoarke mine.
Kinda funny to watch the process of him figuring out that his truck is over there -------->

[BladesNBarrels]

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!