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    Dream I had:

    Regular guy, family, friends, girlfriend, job...all that, blah blah. Just vanishes and is gone for a couple of months. Then, "word" is that he is deceased from a car crash on the highway in wherever...Kansas, say. So everyone gets notice, plans are made for a funeral and all that. Everybody shows up for the wake, coffin up on the stage. Preacher conducts all the normal stuff, and somewhere really near the end,......the guy walks out onto the stage to everyone's shock, and delivers a sermon he's taken time to prepare....

    ...and then blows his head off right in front of god and everyone assembled at the service.

    So, you're there for a funeral service in what turns out to be quite detached from anything normal.

    That could be made into a good (scary/dark) movie if ya did it right.


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    There are other dreams that would work as well.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Time to make the donuts...
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    I wonder who all reading this is old enough to even remember where that phrase came from...
    Who here remembers this?!

    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I can't not giggle like a little girl everytime I read & refresh & reread CavSct's latest thread. Might just be the funniest thread title I think I've ever read on here...

    Oh & my giggle is contagious
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post

    Oh & my giggle is contagious
    Like herpes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    I can't not giggle like a little girl everytime I read & refresh & reread CavSct's latest thread. Might just be the funniest thread title I think I've ever read on here...

    Oh & my giggle is contagious
    Are you familiar with the reference? I assume he's making that reference, even though the situation is so perfect that he doesn't have to.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Like herpes?
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    Are you familiar with the reference? I assume he's making that reference, even though the situation is so perfect that he doesn't have to.
    No silly, like a glitter.

    Gets on things even herpes won't, and will destroy a marriage faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    No silly, like a glitter.


    My spouse use to say. I just did the laundry. I'd appreciate it if you did not come home all covered in tittie glitter, again.
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    I assumed they would understand the reference.

    But thanks for the illustration GK, now even the short bus crew aren't left out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    I assumed they would understand the reference.

    But thanks for the illustration GK, now even the short bus crew aren't left out.
    If they don't, i have some crayon drawings that may help.
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