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    Why do uber drivers feel the need to aromatize their cars with such saturation levels of pi?a colada or pine? Gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    Why do uber drivers feel the need to aromatize their cars with such saturation levels of pi?a colada or pine? Gross.
    It?s so it won?t smell so much like pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    It?s so it won?t smell so much like pot.
    And dirty hippies

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Thanks to the racial turbulence of the 1960?s I get a four day weekend.
    And people say racism is bad.. ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    I was just doing some mental masterbation, thought of maybe a way to get a little cash flowing.
    Wonder if there would be enough demand from the people that only own a standard car (small to us older folks) that get over zealous shopping at IKEA or the like and don?t have room to fit their purchase(s) into their ride. And the purchase is not big enough for a delivery or that they want it home that day.
    Would you think they would call a Uber or Lyft pickup truck ride for their oversized purchases ?
    Just hang out at home depot and wait for the idiots trying to load toilets in their sedan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Just hang out at home depot and wait for the idiots trying to load toilets in their sedan.
    I've Heard of Ambulance Chasers but not Toilet chasers...…..that sounds like it could be a sitcom actually.

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    Bob, I actually had written a post earlier suggesting hot shoting, but remembered you were having trouble with the CDL, and probably weren't in the market to run out and buy an F-550. I was thinking too big.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    On three occasions I have driven items to the homes of over zealous shoppers at HD, Lowes & Target. Twice was patio furniture, & target was a console table.

    Wait, & also add a lady @ King Soopers who bought 16 ferns.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    Why do uber drivers feel the need to aromatize their cars with such saturation levels of pi?a colada or pine? Gross.
    My last uber to the airport (December) I HAD TO ride with my head halfway out an open window in 19 degrees because the stench of something (there was 4 different scents/shaped air fresheners on the mirror & two more on the dash) was so bad that my eyes were burning & I felt nauseated & I was certain I was going to toss.

    To be clear, I lost my ability to register & identify smell 4 years ago & I could still 'smell' THAT. Cant tell you what I smelled exactly, only that I was being poisoned & it hurt.

    Crazy.
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    Oh, good morning folks.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers