The post whore thread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Goodnight, Irving.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I think I'm out of material for tonight. PEACE OUT!

He'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen,..... please tip your waitresses.

[Great-Kazoo]

He'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen,..... please tip your waitresses.

Why not all of it?

[Irving]

I did get a wild hair up my ass and actually sat down to write a few jokes as if I had a stand up routine though. Kind of a fun exercise, even if it will be like those monks who spend hours on a sand drawing, just to wash them away.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Why not all of it?

No new talent beating the door down to perform?

[Irving]

I think Kazoo was making a "just the tip" dick joke.

[Great-Kazoo]

I think Kazoo was making a "just the tip" dick joke.

No, why not tip all of them, not just one.

You folks minds need to crawl back up to the gutter.

[Great-Kazoo]

I did get a wild hair up my ass and actually sat down to write a few jokes as if I had a stand up routine though. Kind of a fun exercise, even if it will be like those monks who spend hours on a sand drawing, just to wash them away.

I have a shit load of jokes. Unfortunately the stuff many liked and wanted me to do open mic with. Is deemed trigger worthy and no longer worth the hate i'd set off.

You want them i'll happily send them. BUT. better get credit if what was once considered funny comes back in vogue.

[ChickNorris]

Naarrrrf

[OtterbatHellcat]

It hardly would have made any sense to say, "please fuck the waitresses".