The post whore thread.

[Irving]

I have a shit load of jokes. Unfortunately the stuff many liked and wanted me to do open mic with. Is deemed trigger worthy and no longer worth the hate i'd set off.

You want them i'll happily send them. BUT. better get credit if what was once considered funny comes back in vogue.

What have you got to loose, your social media cred with all the kids at school? Get fired from your job? Comedy is about being on the edge. You can do it.

It hardly would have made any sense to say, "please fuck the waitresses".

Haha, what? No way, that's funny.

[Great-Kazoo]

It hardly would have made any sense to say, "please fuck the waitresses".

Based on the service the table received. I'll pass.

What could 1 offer a vegan lifestyle, open borders, anti gun, solar power supporter? Besides the most disappointing 43 seconds of her life.

Then again mid way through the coupling, one could produce a MAGA hat for the wildest 8 seconds of ones life.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I have a shit load of jokes. Unfortunately the stuff many liked and wanted me to do open mic with. Is deemed trigger worthy and no longer worth the hate i'd set off.

You want them i'll happily send them. BUT. better get credit if what was once considered funny comes back in vogue.

Hey, you're good with me.....but you're right. This "society" is unable to absorb your realness, along with a lot of other very real stuff.

[Irving]

Society is real accepting of real dolls.

[OtterbatHellcat]

43 seconds...really? Maybe a good 30 minutes could convert her.

[Great-Kazoo]

What have you got to loose, your social media cred with all the kids at school? Get fired from your job? Comedy is about being on the edge. You can do it.

My stuff is very un-pc. 10 seconds in when i say
I'm trying to quit smoking, but failing miserably. Anyone here happen to have a fag they could spare.



Heads would explode, tears would flow and who knows what else some entitled guilt ridden 20 something would file for disability over.

[Great-Kazoo]

43 seconds...really? Maybe a good 30 minutes could convert her.

30 minutes? We're not in this for the foreplay
She (or what ever the fuck they're identifying as today) has tables waiting on her/him/cis? How would you feel if you had to wait 30 minutes for appetizers?

How fukin rude.

[ChickNorris]

Doll

[OtterbatHellcat]

No....30 minutes of laying pipe.

I've done it, is it that uncommon for you bedwetters?

[Irving]

Yep!