The post whore thread.

[Irving]

Band-aids have value. I can't say the same for Taylor Swift.

She's got your number bro.

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patron
And I'm just like, damn, it's 7 AM
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression
But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, you're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just stop
Like can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down

You are somebody that we don't know
But you're comin' at my friends like a missile
Why are you mad?
When you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark age
Just makin' that sign must've taken all night

You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, you're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just stop
Like can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down

And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now we all got crowns
You need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down (you need to calm down)
You're being too loud (you're being too loud)
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just stop (can you stop?)
Like can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm down

[Gman]

"And I'm just like..."

The lyrics are just as vacuous as she is.

[Great-Kazoo]

"And I'm just like..."

The lyrics are just as vacuous as she is.

But are you as GLAAD as she is ?

[ChickNorris]

Band-aids have value. I can't say the same for Taylor Swift.

Gman! You got some on your shoes & tracked it in. Dude.

[MrAK]

Thanks for the laugh

[Irving]

"And I'm just like..."

The lyrics are just as vacuous as she is.

Name your favorite artist, and I'll find a shitty lyric or two.

[brutal]

Might be you don't like squash pie as you've probably never had real pumpkin pie with the proper kind of pumpkin. Exactly why I don't bother making it now.

Real pie from a can. LOL.

[BuffCyclist]

Better than, Swiper no swiping.

Meh, Swiper just isn't as annoying as The Map! He just doesn't have his own song with enough repetition.

But you, sir, definitely know your Dora!

[Irving]

Dora is difficult to watch because it's truly made for kids. Lots of kids programming has a lot of nods to adults. Dora (and Diego) doesn't, and all the characters scream every line.

[ChickNorris]

Real pie from a can. LOL.

The variety of pumpkin doesn't grow here so well. I tried.