The post whore thread.

[spqrzilla]

Why in the fuck do people leave reviews of products that they haven't used?

"Just opened the package, but haven't used it yet. So far I love it!"

"I've only had it for two days and it's great so far!"

Fucking worthless.

Because Amazon sends an email right after delivery soliciting the review. People are too dumb to realize they don't have to respond. Even worse are the "I don't know" answers to questions. Same twits.

[MrPrena]

You misspelled fleshlight.

Try watching heavy duty 1 Ton truck reviews done by clueless car guys or SUV/half ton wanna be truck guys.

"OMG, it rides like a truck..."

WTF, it's a TRUCK!

Half the dumb fucks don't even know the difference between HP and Torque or routinely get them and many other terms mixed up.

Then there are those who consistently complain about how much something sucks but they keep buying the same brand. Insanity.

I learned something new today. Just did a search.
Hope that search history will not do targeted ad.

[Irving]

Because Amazon sends an email right after delivery soliciting the review. People are too dumb to realize they don't have to respond. Even worse are the "I don't know" answers to questions. Same twits.

Oh God, don't get me started on those. I also read into a lot of one-star reviews that said, "I don't know, this was a gift for someone else."

[Irving]

Can't call it "following" when you seemingly post to 95% of every active thread whether you have something constructive to add or not (see above).
Just calling out the BS Social Mediaesque babble when I see it. You do realize that raising your post count is not the same as rasing the number of followers on your Instagram. Or don't you? Have you considered MySpace?

You know you'd get along with me in real life over beers right?

[Mazin]

^This

[davsel]

You call me Mrs. and then ask me out for drinks?
I'm not comfortable with where this is headed.

[Mazin]

Lol I hear thats how it starts then next thing you know you're pregnant

[buffalobo]

Can't have no pregnant ho's.

[Mazin]

Gators bitches better be wearing jimmies, gator dont play that shit.

[Mazin]