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    Just tell her to her face that she's fat and she needs to not take up any of YOUR space.

    If she retorts with something like, 'I'm big boned.' Remind her that you've never seen a fat skeleton and that maybe a diet, fat-free Atkins-friendly water is a better choice than a milk shake. Then stare her down until she cries.
    Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.

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    Wait, maybe its one of those Yoplait Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough "Smoothies" that is pure sugar and they think its a healthy breakfast because the packaging says "smoothie".

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    Just tell her to her face that she's fat and she needs to not take up any of YOUR space.

    If she retorts with something like, 'I'm big boned.' Remind her that you've never seen a fat skeleton and that maybe a diet, fat-free Atkins-friendly water is a better choice than a milk shake. Then stare her down until she cries.
    WOW Belly, that's pretty harsh. You wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Likewise the yeast coast. I was the only one (besides the spouse) who wasn't overweight. Not the well i need to loose weight, cause i'm @ 210 instead of the usual 200. It was the holy shit how much weight did he/she put on in xx years.
    Yeast coast? Yuck!

    On one hand I feel sorry for obeese people. But I was @ 260lbs once and got down to 200lbs.....if I can do it, so can they. Or at least eat healthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Unavailable in the US. I did get some weird looking leg warmers
    Did a rabbi make those

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    Yeast coast? Yuck!

    On one hand I feel sorry for obeese people. But I was @ 260lbs once and got down to 200lbs.....if I can do it, so can they. Or at least eat healthy.
    Try the jenny crank diet. Results overnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    Just tell her to her face that she's fat and she needs to not take up any of YOUR space.

    If she retorts with something like, 'I'm big boned.' Remind her that you've never seen a fat skeleton and that maybe a diet, fat-free Atkins-friendly water is a better choice than a milk shake. Then stare her down until she cries.
    Must remember this!

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    Also morning fine young Americans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    WOW Belly, that's pretty harsh. You wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
    Harsh, he's on the money. I've informed folks with "children' on a plane. if you are unable to quiet your child, i'd be more than happy to. I found it was easier and less feed back than yelling SHUT YOUR FUCKIN KID UP, PLEASE.
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    My breakfast is water.