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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    I have muscle relaxers if you're nervous.
    Is the sphincter a muscle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    Everytime i pee....
    Well I guess squats from getting off the toilet seat counts as lifting... I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    He's asking about weights, not your skirt.
    It's actually a special girdle designed to accommodate all the weight of muh schlong.
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    I'm lmao over here BTW.
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    Where you at now bogie-bear-squats-to-pee??
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    It's actually a special girdle designed to accommodate all the weight of muh schlong.
    That one of those silicone or plastic strap on jobs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    Is the sphincter a muscle?
    Depends how deep i go in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Where you at now bogie-bear-squats-to-pee??
    About to take a squat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Depends how deep i go in.
    Oh god!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    Oh god!
    Louder, it's bringing back memories.
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