The post whore thread.

[TheBelly]

yeah, it was raining really hard and I was trying to stay under a little building canopy... I might have pushed him away a little...

towards a light pole, perhaps?

[Great-Kazoo]

not quite... when I pulled out my lighter the guy asked for a light. not weird, right? then he asked Mrs. HB if he could borrow me for a few hours of fun. I realized at this point that the guy was probably drunk and mentally handicapped, and I really didn't want to be the guy who got arrested for punching a drunk, retarded, homeless dude... turns out he was "arrested" about an hour later (2am) for standing outside our hotel and yelling "help, I'm on fire!" cops knew him by name.

anyway, he tried to grope me (and my brother's wife, strangely enough) but he was so drunk, he tripped over himself and fell into a light pole. I don't think he even touched my brother's wife.

Why did you allow an unknown get that close to you, let alone your brothers wife? ? Ever see another person cut with a bottle opener,very ugly. One of the go to items for drunks, neck & neck with box cutters.

[HoneyBadger]

towards a light pole, perhaps?

not intentionally?

Why did you allow an unknown get that close to you, let alone your brothers wife? ? Ever see another person cut with a bottle opener,very ugly. One of the go to items for drunks, neck & neck with box cutters.

yeah, bad move. I'd had a few drinks and it was raining. we were right outside our hotel. I shouldn't have rationalized it. lesson learned.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You guys said some pretty cool things for me, and I appreciate it. A serious development occurred with my wife and another man, nuff said there. Divorce is not final yet. I've been brought to tears more than once this week, felt like I had my guts removed with churning pain as a replacement. The emotions of everything are incredible.

I'm need to get with Lobo tonight and make sure of the time to show up at the shoot tomorrow...it's gonna be a therapy that there is no replacement for.

And I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about this next statement, but I really appreciate you guys. More than ya know maybe.

[mcjhr]

Sometimes its heaven, sometimes its hell, sometimes I don't even know. - Waylon Jennings

Yup.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo MC,

I've always got baseboard I can work on, right? Lo muther fukkin L.

It's sad that that is funny.

[mcjhr]

Work them baseboards! Need anyone to scratch your pool table? I'm a pro at that!

All kids sick. Ex is sick. I'm getting sick.

They had to remove some scab to cut sutures.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bummer on the smegma goin' round your pad, dang it !

I'll bet your experience with the scab/stitch removal was less than........pleasurable. You're on the backside of everything being healed up, that's cool. Good job toughing it out, man.

[Great-Kazoo]

You guys said some pretty cool things for me, and I appreciate it. A serious development occurred with my wife and another man, nuff said there. Divorce is not final yet. I've been brought to tears more than once this week, felt like I had my guts removed with churning pain as a replacement. The emotions of everything are incredible.

I'm need to get with Lobo tonight and make sure of the time to show up at the shoot tomorrow...it's gonna be a therapy that there is no replacement for.

And I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about this next statement, but I really appreciate you guys. More than ya know maybe.

There's few reasons a partner ask for a divorce. Better she do this when you're out of the house, than walking in on it. Or other heart breakin scenario. Grab that bicycle and pedal your ass out for fun. You can drown sorrow in a bottle or look forward. It ain't easy being green.

[Irving]

Hope you get right sooner rather than later OBC. Our kid has been back at school for four days and has a full blown fever already.