Aaaaannnnddddd VirtualBox refuses to see my brand freakin new PC as VT capable even though it passes the Intel tests.
To top it off, a crucial IBM program I use for work refuses to run since it was updated on my laptop and one of my client VPN's is failing thanks to IE.
Fuck me.
Final nail in the coffin, IT wants to send me a new laptop as part of some update program I got nominated for. An i7 with 32GB ram and two 1TB drives better freakin run my VM without being slow as my dead grandma. Guess I will be migrating next week (easy actually with the VM.)