The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

At Cherry Creek Mall. Heard a loud thud and saw an 80yr old man with his feet pointed in the wrong direction on an escalator. Stopped escalator and and isolated his neck movement. Large laceration on his temple. Another guy who helped happened to be a firefighter which was nice. What sucks was that there was aprx. 30 other bystanders who did nothing but look. I had to yell "call 911" then their asses started moving. WTF people?

Had that happen at work in the late 80's. Guy pulls up on his mc, drops the kickstand then keels over, off the bike on to his head. Clearly a seizure, i'm trying to get a stick in his mouth while 1/2 doz people incl co-workers are standing there. Someone call 911 as they're watching. Once i got the stick in his mouth i ended up calling them. This is why there's 10-20-30 people standing there now a days taking videos of someone being stabbed or sexually assaulted instead of jumping in.

[buffalobo]

How about a Wolf spider to go along with Irving's Bull snake?

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[Great-Kazoo]

How about a Wolf spider to go along with Irving's Bull snake?

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PFFFF weak, If you're not wearing a 3 wolf spider t-shirt to compliment the real thing.

[Great-Kazoo]

Yesssss!!. For the geeks

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/secr...-3-1201529279/

[Irving]

Why didn't you hold it in your hand for size perspective?

[Irving]

PFFFF weak, If you're not wearing a 3 wolf spider t-shirt to compliment the real thing.

Haha YES! Three Wolf Spider moon is the only way to top that shirt.

[SideShow Bob]

Had that happen at work in the late 80's. Guy pulls up on his mc, drops the kickstand then keels over, off the bike on to his head. Clearly a seizure, i'm trying to get a stick in his mouth while 1/2 doz people incl co-workers are standing there. Someone call 911 as they're watching. Once i got the stick in his mouth i ended up calling them. This is why there's 10-20-30 people standing there now a days taking videos of someone being stabbed or sexually assaulted instead of jumping in.

That is so 1950's.........
when someone is seizing, never try to put anything in their mouth.
You could do more damage to them or you could cause choke on the fingers you lose when they bite them off.

Take a "First Aid/CPR class if you don't believe me........

[Great-Kazoo]

That is so 1950's.........
when someone is seizing, never try to put anything in their mouth.
You could do more damage to them or you could cause choke on the fingers you lose when they bite them off.

Take a "First Aid/CPR class if you don't believe me........

That was the current first aid / cpr method, back in 84. I understand never put your fingers in their mouth, i didn't.

[buffalobo]

PFFFF weak, If you're not wearing a 3 wolf spider t-shirt to compliment the real thing.

Will let you know when I find one.

[buffalobo]

Why didn't you hold it in your hand for size perspective?

Back in 2005 while digging through my scrap wood pile we found a very large one(almost 6" across stretched out). Wanted to save it for the minions so didn't even think about what I was doing when I reached down and grabbed it before it could run under another board. When I rolled my hand over and opened it, I learned an interesting fact about Wolf spiders. The hatched young will "ride" on the mother while growing/developing. When mother is "threatened" the tiny spiders scatter like an explosion. Like millions of them. Talk about surprised, I was instantly covered in tiny spiders from my hand to my elbow. A perfect 13 yr old girly style screech and spider panic dance followed.

Worked perfect for the spider cause I dropped that bitch instantly. Son and son in law found it to be educational and hysterically funny. They had never seen dad to the spider panic dance before.