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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklabel View Post
    The other one, I need to get sleep at some point.
    Retire, it's what keeps me going. They say Idleness is the Devil's playground, satan & me shoot midnight hoops. I let him win, occasionally. Heard he has a mean streak. No reason i need to find out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Retire, it's what keeps me going. They say Idleness is the Devil's playground, satan & me shoot midnight hoops. I let him win, occasionally. Heard he has a mean streak. No reason i need to find out.
    I tried the powerball, lost 25 bucks. I don't see retirement in my near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklabel View Post
    I tried the powerball, lost 25 bucks. I don't see retirement in my near future.
    The up side, 111 more post and you'll crack 6K. Feets Don't Fail Me Now.
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    That'll be my greatest accomplishment this week. just need to grab a couple 6 packs of espresso stout so I have the energy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    And split my peripheral in half?!

    I did think of it though.
    The part I enjoy most about walking places is people assuming I'm just a homeless vagrant. We walked to the store once as a family and I stayed outside with the dog. I was wearing work pants, a long sleeved flannel shirt, and have a beard. People were cutting a pretty wide path around me and avoiding eye contact. Hahahaha
    Not if you take a beer out of the center.

    You should make a sign. Could have paid for that grocery trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Perhaps it was your personal hygiene, more than what you were wearing.
    Of the entire four mile walk, the ONLY time I farted was right before I passed some dude wearing enough cologne to smell across the street. He also probably thought I was homeless.
    Quote Originally Posted by blacklabel View Post
    I tried the powerball, lost 25 bucks. I don't see retirement in my near future.
    We've actually been talking retirement in here the last few days (which has been pissing everyone else off). Mr goal is to be able to retire in ten years, and I'm basically starting at zero right now. Check out www.MrMoneyMustache.com if early retirement is something that might interest you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Not if you take a beer out of the center.

    You should make a sign. Could have paid for that grocery trip.
    I want to dress as homeless as possible and stand on the corner with a Bernie Sanders 2016 sign for a few hours. I bet most people wouldn't even get the joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I want to dress as homeless as possible and stand on the corner with a Bernie Sanders 2016 sign for a few hours. I bet most people wouldn't even get the joke.
    What joke ?

    The sign should read...... I FELT THE BERN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I want to dress as homeless as possible and stand on the corner with a Bernie Sanders 2016 sign for a few hours. I bet most people wouldn't even get the joke.
    What Joke? You'd just look/smell like the rest of his supporters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    What Joke? You'd just look/smell like the rest of his supporters.
    Yea, but Stu can change a tire.
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