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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Despite knowing it's supposed to snow tonight/tomorrow, I've still scheduled claims for tomorrow and Sunday.
    Tell them you fear another bomb cyclone.

    -John

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    I'll make sure they put me on speaker whilst they are standing in the security line at the airport when I tell them.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Honey, they keep calling it a Bomb Cyclone. But you can't say that at the Airport. It's like yelling "Fire!" in a theatre.

    Completely against the 1st amendment, and free speech principals.

    -John

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    Last time I flew, my MIL's dog was in tow & they swabbed it for explosives.
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    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    LOl, Chick

    They balked at my recent surgery, but now know I have metal shoulder pads.

    -John

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    I get frisked almost 100% of the time going through security.

    I think they single out the sexy people.

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    Getting hail now, a little fricken early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I get frisked almost 100% of the time going through security.

    I think they single out the sexy people.
    Orange fingers.
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    I fell asleep watching Aquaman at the last 10 minutes.

    I don't think it is movies I borrowed this week, but I need my full 16 hour sleep. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I get frisked almost 100% of the time going through security.

    I think they single out the sexy people.
    They do.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers