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    I always use the short urinal. I like the additional clearance it provides.

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    Midgets and Clowns scare the crap out of me.
    Bad circus experience stuck in my subconscious or something.

    He is a funny little bastard though

    Several years ago, my "buddies" got the leprechaun midget at the Full Throttle to chase me around for a bit.
    Got me cornered and I damn near pissed myself.
    Last edited by davsel; 04-12-2020 at 13:35.

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    My husband is out looking for me, for it, now.

    I think he'll find it because he knows it's important to me.

    Gives him an excuse to get out, hunt & battle to then return victorious.

    I will reward him for the sacrifice & he knows it. Giggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davsel View Post
    Midgets and Clowns scare the crap out of me.
    Bad circus experience stuck in my subconscious or something.

    He is a funny little bastard though

    Several years ago, my "buddies" got the leprechaun midget at the Full Throttle to chase me around for a bit.
    Got me cornered and I damn near pissed myself.
    Midgets, belly dancers & clowns. That would be super fun. Oh my!
    Last edited by ChickNorris; 04-12-2020 at 13:56.
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    I also intentionally wasn't wearing a shirt when I asked him to do it.

    Men are silly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    I also intentionally wasn't wearing a shirt when I asked him to do it.

    Men are silly.
    It's how we're wired. We're not difficult to figure out.
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    Captain Obvious. ;-P
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I always use the short urinal. I like the additional clearance it provides.
    Its not how tall you are, its how low it hangs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitewalrus View Post
    Its not how tall you are, its how low it hangs?
    Probably to keep his nuts out of the water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I always use the short urinal. I like the additional clearance it provides.
    Youre facing the wrong direction.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers