I returned home once to find a 70 yo Forsythia missing from my yard.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
I chopped down a mature grape vine that was probably 40 years old in my back yard.
And to answer your other question, same can of corn, aggressively used a different way. No imagination necessary for this joke folks.
Bloody tree service cut it & ground the stump out instead of the freaking elm tree in my neighbor's yard. Who is THAT stupid?!
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
That's what you get for being away for 70 years.
That's what Lestat said.
Baby corn did come to mind... derp.
My airstream has been stolen by dopers