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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    Funny pictures thread won't load for me.
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    It knows you don't like Medical Police so that thread put you on ignore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalobo View Post
    Sorry to hear the news of your demotion to subhuman. I did similar to a "treasured" raspberry bush a couple years ago.
    You described it perfectly. Fu k.

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    I returned home once to find a 70 yo Forsythia missing from my yard.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    I chopped down a mature grape vine that was probably 40 years old in my back yard.

    And to answer your other question, same can of corn, aggressively used a different way. No imagination necessary for this joke folks.

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    Bloody tree service cut it & ground the stump out instead of the freaking elm tree in my neighbor's yard. Who is THAT stupid?!
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    That's what you get for being away for 70 years.

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    That's what Lestat said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I chopped down a mature grape vine that was probably 40 years old in my back yard.

    And to answer your other question, same can of corn, aggressively used a different way. No imagination necessary for this joke folks.
    Flirt


    Wait.... whut?
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    Baby corn did come to mind... derp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Baby corn did come to mind... derp.
    Ooh, an asian flair.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
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