The post whore thread.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hey, great news ! Four out of five of my biopsies came back negative, which means I'm not as fucked up as I could be. Now I just gotta deal with the multiple hand surgeries and possible foot and nerve problems.

Nice to somewhat know that I won't be dying of some creepy cancer in the next six months at least.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You're not rid of me yet, mother fuckers.

[arbol]

I condemn the term "toaster oven".... I believe that it should now be referred to as the Easy Bake 5000.

Debate is available upon request, just get with my staff and organize an appropriate time.

We should do an infomercial and sell Easy Bake 5000s... oh, wait.

[arbol]

At 53, I finally had my first colonoscopy... the only thing I regret besides the cleansing liquid process, is that I didn't write some funny message on my ass cheeks for the doc to see.

Next time.

LOL, I've got to remember this for next time too. I'll put a big "Warning - Do not Enter" sign on there. (My poor Doc was a lady.)

[OtterbatHellcat]

They're professionals....which is why it would be funny in the first place.

If I stuck cameras up peoples asses every day, and saw some funny shit like that, it would at the very least make my day if not the whole week.

You can't think about yourself all the time, and it's compassionate and diversely inclusionary to think about others instead.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Just more solid advice from Uncle OBC.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Other PWT Uncles seem to absent of late, I hope they're doing okay.

[OtterbatHellcat]

We should do an infomercial and sell Easy Bake 5000s... oh, wait.

I think we could make a very funny video, it has potential for sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

In the years I've spent here, one thing I will always remember (besides asking Ginsue what a flipper rub was)...

Is....... "Stabby, stab, stab".

CN

[ChickNorris]

Poit