went on foot patrol

[mx'r]

I went on an early AM foot patrol this morning with my uzi carbine. Nothing out of ordinary going on in my hood. Got some weird looks from the neighbors and peddle bikers. No end of the world in sight yet...

[Byte Stryke]

I know, right?

I went out with my Battle-Rattle on and the only sign of the apocalypse I saw was my fat-ass neighbor getting her paper in her moo-moo.

I was so tempted to put the green dot between her eyes.

[mx'r]

I know, right?

I went out with my Battle-Rattle on and the only sign of the apocalypse I saw was my fat-ass neighbor getting her paper in her moo-moo.

I was so tempted to put the green dot between her eyes.

So much for RECON..

[Ah Pook]

I saw the first signs of the end this morning. The trash box has started to break apart and expel it's contents.






Or it could have been a bear.

[spyder]

We slept in figuring if it was a big deal, something would have woken us up.... Just in case though, we had the PK380 ready in the night stand.

[StagLefty]

Spent the morning cutting a rapture hatch in the roof ! Lined it with velvet Elvis pictures and rope lights in case the sun goes out. Put on a new white robe and sandals and popped in a chant CD and waiting for 6 p.m.

[rondog]

Currently 3:17pm CST in Ponca City, OK, and it's clear, sunny and windy. No signs of any apocalyptic chaos. Lots of well-fed Okies around the WalMart though.

[StagLefty]

Lots of well-fed Okies around the WalMart though.

Zombie fodder

[Ah Pook]

Spent the morning cutting a rapture hatch in the roof ! Lined it with velvet Elvis pictures and rope lights in case the sun goes out. Put on a new white robe and sandals and popped in a chant CD and waiting for 6 p.m.

Did you used the young thin of old fat Velvis?

[eighty duece]

I went to work and quit my job, told my wife what I thought of her, and maxed out my CC's on peer and hookers!!! It better end today