went on foot patrol

[Byte Stryke]

I know, right?

I went out with my Battle-Rattle on and the only sign of the apocalypse I saw was my fat-ass neighbor getting her paper in her moo-moo.

I was so tempted to put the green dot between her eyes.

[mx'r]

I know, right?

I went out with my Battle-Rattle on and the only sign of the apocalypse I saw was my fat-ass neighbor getting her paper in her moo-moo.

I was so tempted to put the green dot between her eyes.

So much for RECON..

[Ah Pook]

I saw the first signs of the end this morning. The trash box has started to break apart and expel it's contents.






Or it could have been a bear.

[spyder]

We slept in figuring if it was a big deal, something would have woken us up.... Just in case though, we had the PK380 ready in the night stand.

[StagLefty]

Spent the morning cutting a rapture hatch in the roof ! Lined it with velvet Elvis pictures and rope lights in case the sun goes out. Put on a new white robe and sandals and popped in a chant CD and waiting for 6 p.m.

[rondog]

Currently 3:17pm CST in Ponca City, OK, and it's clear, sunny and windy. No signs of any apocalyptic chaos. Lots of well-fed Okies around the WalMart though.

[StagLefty]

Lots of well-fed Okies around the WalMart though.

Zombie fodder

[Ah Pook]

Spent the morning cutting a rapture hatch in the roof ! Lined it with velvet Elvis pictures and rope lights in case the sun goes out. Put on a new white robe and sandals and popped in a chant CD and waiting for 6 p.m.

Did you used the young thin of old fat Velvis?

[eighty duece]

I went to work and quit my job, told my wife what I thought of her, and maxed out my CC's on peer and hookers!!! It better end today