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  1. 05-31-2011, 10:47 #1
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    Default Benjamin Netanyahu's response to Obama

    Dear President Obama,

    In light of your demand that Israel's borders be returned to their pre-67 locations I've drafted the following counter-offer.

    Israel will be happy to comply with your demands pending your acceptance of our single condition:

    1) I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

    Sincerely,

    Benjamin Netanyahu
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