Hey look guys, I have a fool-proof plan that will kneecap the cartels.

Legalize drugs.

Wow, look, 98% of their funding just went away and Wal-Mart is declared the winner of the War on Drugs.

Sure was hard work, coming up with that solution. I'll take my payment in ammo.

100 years from now people will look back on this period like we look back on prohibition today. "Really? They tried to make what illegal? Were they retarded or something?"