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    Just wait till she gets to the kitchen... you ain't seen nothing yet.
    "Oh this new tile looks great honey! You know, our kitchen tile is getting pretty old too.... Oh wow, this new kitchen tile looks great, but now the counters look out of place. I've always liked those nice granite counter tops. We're gonna need a new sink to match them though. But now the appliances don't match the sink."

    You have no idea what's coming. I'm deeply sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Just wait till she gets to the kitchen... you ain't seen nothing yet.
    "Oh this new tile looks great honey! You know, our kitchen tile is getting pretty old too.... Oh wow, this new kitchen tile looks great, but now the counters look out of place. I've always liked those nice granite counter tops. We're gonna need a new sink to match them though. But now the appliances don't match the sink."

    You have no idea what's coming. I'm deeply sorry.
    that is exactly what i'm afraid of....
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    I'll keep an eye out for your for sale ads in the coming days

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    ...and the most interesting part is - I have no clue how/when she talked me in to it... it just feels like at one moment I found myself tearing the whole bathroom apart!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    I'll keep an eye out for your for sale ads in the coming days
    btw, Craigs lists - is freakin awesome place to buy materials!
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    Mine likes to ask me things like this when she's not fully clothed or when we're engaged in... activities... with each other. I usually don't remember either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Mine likes to ask me things like this when she's not fully clothed or when we're engaged in... activities... with each other. I usually don't remember either.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Mine likes to ask me things like this when she's not fully clothed or when we're engaged in... activities... with each other. I usually don't remember either.
    TTT


    And agreed they know exactly when the least amount of blood flow is headed to the brain and your at their mercy.......ask me when I agreed to go to the rennisance fair....not a damn clue.
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    Here.
    I read a quote once, goes something like "The problem is that God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time."
    Somehow, my bachelor pad man cave now has a scented candle, turquoise bathroom rug, and some cute little matching toothbrush holder. I don't know when or how these ended up here.

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    Good to see you gentlemen!

    PS 8 guests over GD forum - register already and start posting!
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