Military Rules

[Tweety Bird]

Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary. When possible, protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot..


Navy SEAL Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing in sight.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.


US Army Rangers' Rules:

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


US Army Rules:

1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.


US Air Force Rules:

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine and dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD and defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict, but close enough to have tax exemption.


US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

[trout_champ]

Sending to my bro right now, he will love this!

Thanks
Randy

[trlcavscout]

I thought the marines rule was to wait till the Army had it under control then take credit for it all?

[BPTactical]

This threads gonna be good.................

[Guylee]

Very funny! I approve.

[Byte Stryke]

US Army ENGINEER Rules:

1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo, extra C-4, Extra Det cord and, of course, extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Dig holes.
5. Curse bitterly.
6. Fill in holes
7. Curse bitterly.
8. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. Tie LT in Det Cord
9. Build something useless in a position completely unsuited for such a structure.
10. Curse bitterly.
11. Blow up said structure.
12. Curse a little less bitterly.

[patrick0685]

This threads gonna be good.................

yes it will

[Big Wall]

Civilian Rules

1. Mill about like sheep
2. Bitch about people with guns
3. See wolves
4. Stampede
5. Be eaten by wolves
6. Bitch about wolves

[Ranger]

That was awesome! The Navy is my favorite one . I don't remember what movie it was, but I remember a line where a Marine says: "I've got nothing against you Navy boys, when it's time to fight you give us a ride."

Excellent!

...
11. Blow up said structure....

You engineers always get all the fun!

[Byte Stryke]

You engineers always get all the fun!

it does not matter how bad your day is going.

when you double wrap an 80' rappelling tower and turn it into toothpicks


you smile