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    Civilian Rules

    1. Mill about like sheep
    2. Bitch about people with guns
    3. See wolves
    4. Stampede
    5. Be eaten by wolves
    6. Bitch about wolves
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    That was awesome! The Navy is my favorite one . I don't remember what movie it was, but I remember a line where a Marine says: "I've got nothing against you Navy boys, when it's time to fight you give us a ride."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
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    11. Blow up said structure....
    You engineers always get all the fun!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    You engineers always get all the fun!
    it does not matter how bad your day is going.

    when you double wrap an 80' rappelling tower and turn it into toothpicks


    you smile

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    As a former Intelligence/Security Specialist, I found these to be almost exactly true:

    US Army Intelligence Rules:
    1. Aid in sending out operations order, ignore bitter cursing.
    2. Make Coffee- strong.
    3. Serve officers coffee.
    4. Curse bitterly.
    5. Report intelligence collected inaccurately.
    6. Curse bitterly when unit disregards inaccurate intelligence.
    7. Serve officers more coffee.
    8. Envy Air Force because their A/C works.

    US Army PSD Rules:
    1. Commander going outside wire- curse bitterly.
    2. Commander wants to change route- curse bitterly.
    3. Commander wants to meet with local governor, advise against.
    4. Ensure body armor is working.
    5. Get shot at- curse bitterly, evac area with haste.
    6. Chow 3 hours after DFAC closes.
    7. PT 2 hours after gym closes.
    8. Sleep 30 mins. Repeat. (See #1)
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    BAM approved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    That was awesome! The Navy is my favorite one . I don't remember what movie it was, but I remember a line where a Marine says: "I've got nothing against you Navy boys, when it's time to fight you give us a ride."

    Excellent!




    You engineers always get all the fun!

    Being one of the resident movie geeks, that was Kiefer Sutherland in "A Few Good Men."

    "Lieutenant Kendrick. May I call you John?"
    "No, you may not."
    "Have I done something to offend you?"
    "No, I like all you Navy boys. Whenever we need to go somewhere, you fellas always give us a ride."

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    OORAH!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spartan1919 View Post
    OORAH!!!!!
    +1!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirbornePathogen View Post
    Being one of the resident movie geeks, that was Kiefer Sutherland in "A Few Good Men."

    "Lieutenant Kendrick. May I call you John?"
    "No, you may not."
    "Have I done something to offend you?"
    "No, I like all you Navy boys. Whenever we need to go somewhere, you fellas always give us a ride."

    Stand by for a contribution to the actual thread here...
    Yup, that's the one. Perhaps you should change your screen name to IMDB!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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