Military Rules

[Byte Stryke]

You engineers always get all the fun!

it does not matter how bad your day is going.

when you double wrap an 80' rappelling tower and turn it into toothpicks


you smile

[Ronin13]

As a former Intelligence/Security Specialist, I found these to be almost exactly true:

US Army Intelligence Rules:
1. Aid in sending out operations order, ignore bitter cursing.
2. Make Coffee- strong.
3. Serve officers coffee.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Report intelligence collected inaccurately.
6. Curse bitterly when unit disregards inaccurate intelligence.
7. Serve officers more coffee.
8. Envy Air Force because their A/C works.

US Army PSD Rules:
1. Commander going outside wire- curse bitterly.
2. Commander wants to change route- curse bitterly.
3. Commander wants to meet with local governor, advise against.
4. Ensure body armor is working.
5. Get shot at- curse bitterly, evac area with haste.
6. Chow 3 hours after DFAC closes.
7. PT 2 hours after gym closes.
8. Sleep 30 mins. Repeat. (See #1)

[Graves]

BAM approved.