Liberal theme song: "Dream of Kalifornication"
Dave Chappelle puts it best: "You know why San Francisco is so nice? Because they put all them [thugs] on the other side of the bridge. Bye, come see us again soon, we're having a sale on Birkenstocks in April... Welcome to Oakland bitch!"
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."