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  1. #11
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    I wonder if his birth certificate is real...
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    Wow, an enlisted pilot with a silver star, two bronze stars, a purple heart, medic qualified, jump qualified, helo qualified (I think it's a helicopter crew chief) at least one Army badge not authorized on a USAF uniform, and this guy has at least 6 career fields.

    As for the ribbons, the USAF doesn't allow for space between the rows, the rows are not aligned on the side, and it's impossible to earn that many medals even a 30 year career, much less as an E-7. Metals are awarded based on rank and accomplishment. He has some on there that I have never in a 21 year USAF career awarded to an E-7.

    Oh ya, he has an expert marksman ribbon with two stars indicating he shot expert with three different weapons systems. According to the AF instructions I last checked, expert marksmanship is only awarded for pistol and M4/16 systems.

    Both his Iraq and Afghanistan ribbons have the wrong devices on them too.

    This guy need some assistance, preferably in a dark alley with a big stick.
    Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.

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    Oh, and the new USAF combat ribbon, with if I remember correctly is awarded for only ground combat.
    Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.

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    In my 12 years I earned like 12 ribbons total with 4 of them during DS. Now member Splogan is in the AF and having switched jobs along the way has 18-20 ribbons.

    Was that all clothing sales had on the rack for him to buy?
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    Fk'n D-bag!!
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    The derogatory term "tool" comes to mind every time I look at that picture.

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    Did he ever say he earned them? Or is he just doing it to be funny? This smells of a hoax I say!
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    This is either a joke or the guy is mental. I hope it's a joke. If not, I kind of feel sorry for the guy.

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    Not bangin on you at all Jordan, but I wouldn't find this funny even as a joke or a hoax. Pretty sure most wouldn't, especially those who recently served in war zones and know the significance of many of those ribbons.
    Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.

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    Movie stars do it all the time.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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