the stupid people that stop to help

[alxone]

wow the things people said while trying to get the jeep out of the hills .
most common thing said "are ya havin car troubles?" .no i have the hood up and steam is coming out , dont all cars do this ???
or the drunk guy that went on to tell me whats wrong after i just told him what the problem is . then goes on to tell me that he is going camping and all he brought was booze and guns , then drives off leaving me in a cloud of dust !!! yeah bud thanks for making my day harder id call the cops if i had reception , way to give us all a bad name drunk ass .
then there was the fella that stops to tell me that there is steam coming out of my truck. really i had no idea i thought this being colorado it was a cloud i was sitting in that smelled like coolant .
i know im no genius but damn ....
sorry rant over

[Ridge]

Last time I offer you a beer

[alxone]

Last time I offer you a beer

[mcantar18c]

Funny, I've never had anybody stop to help when I've been on the side of the road.
I always ask simply "Need a hand?" and leave it at that.

[Ridge]

A few years ago, my hood flew up on I-70. So the hood was very obviously up, since it was peeled over the hood of the car on the side of the road.

I sat there with no help for nearly half an hour on a saturday afternoon, until 2 Denver and 1 Aurora cop all show up at the same time (was on I-70 East just turning on to 225 south).

Then they just argued over who's jurisdiction it was, because none of them wanted to deal with it/me.

[Irving]

I saw a taxi cab over heating the other day, and I asked him if he needed some water since I had a 2 liter of it in my car. I would have stopped to find out if he needed it, but I was working and was already late on my run from sitting on F'ing Federal for 15 minutes during Cinco De Mayo.

[opie011]

"What's the problem, flat tire?"
"Nope the other three just swelled up on me"

I feel your pain. People are full of "loaded" questions. Like when I have an ATM on my trailer and some dumbass comes up, "can I use that"....of coarse it's plugged in and connected to the network

[Ah Pook]

I break down 10 miles from my house. One person will stop. Eight people will ask if I had car trouble that day.

"Yeah I did , why didn't you stop."
"Oh, I saw someone stopped to help so I kept going."
"Yeah, but YOU could have helped."

Not complaining, just found it funny.

Try to get anyone to stop and "help" anymore is ridiculous. A woman pushing her car on a busy street will not even get a response.

[Ridge]

the other day

Cinco De Mayo.

Does time travel quickly for you?

[Irving]

It does. I'm even a whole year old than when that happened. (on paper)