Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
+1. Any time you move into a new home, if you go out in your yard in the middle of the night butt-naked with your favorite firearm and scream obscenities and pretend to be mad at an imaginary friend, you will never have any problems with your neighbors. They will know to leave you the hell alone.
Nah if you want scary you should see my neighbor who parades around thinkling she's a MILF.

No amount of beer or hard liquor makes her a MILF