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  1. 06-28-2011, 16:01 #1
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    Default Just one of those days- Rant!

    My mini asshole rant:
    So I get this email today saying I am not trying sound like an asshole…If you say or write “I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but” well asshole you are an asshole for saying you don’t mean to sound like one. I have an idea why don’t you shut up and keep your stupid ass opinions to yourself? Obviously you think you are going to say something assholish and instead of just not saying it you decide that you will impress me by saying that you are not an asshole- WTF!! Don’t double talk and either shut your mouth or keep your asshole opinion to yourself. People just piss me off.
    Okay I am better now, rant done!
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  2. 06-28-2011, 16:17 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by 02ducky View Post
    My mini asshole rant:
    So I get this email today saying I am not trying sound like an asshole…If you say or write “I don’t mean to sound like an asshole, but” well asshole you are an asshole for saying you don’t mean to sound like one. I have an idea why don’t you shut up and keep your stupid ass opinions to yourself? Obviously you think you are going to say something assholish and instead of just not saying it you decide that you will impress me by saying that you are not an asshole- WTF!! Don’t double talk and either shut your mouth or keep your asshole opinion to yourself. People just piss me off.
    Okay I am better now, rant done!
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  3. 06-28-2011, 16:22 #3
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    if you say "with all due respect" you can say anything you want with no recourse.
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  4. 06-28-2011, 16:32 #4
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    I'm from the south and you can say anything you want about anyone as long as it's followed by "bless their heart" .
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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  5. 06-28-2011, 16:42 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    I'm from the south and you can say anything you want about anyone as long as it's followed by "bless their heart" .
    Or just say "That's nice, That's real nice"
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  6. 06-28-2011, 16:52 #6
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    "I don't mean to make light of your complete ignorance, however..."
    Always a good reply...
    Or...
    "It must feel wonderful to be so completely free of the ravages of intelligence..."
    (similar to a quote from Time Bandits)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    I'm from the south and you can say anything you want about anyone as long as it's followed by "bless their heart" .
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  7. 06-28-2011, 18:38 #7
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    not to be disrespectful of your rant but, you have no F-Bombs, you simply restated the same naughty word over and over and your post included punctuation.
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    I'm changing my title from Asshole. To Dick. I'm a complete Dick! Because it trumps asshole and pussy. I know I'm not a pussy, I'm a Dick because a Dick can F--K a pussy and an Asshole! Plus most women like a Dick alot more than an Asshole!!
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  9. 06-28-2011, 19:34 #9
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    Well...was the composer of the email correct?
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  10. 06-28-2011, 20:33 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    I'm from the south and you can say anything you want about anyone as long as it's followed by "bless their heart" .
    Yep, that's the truth right there. It's always condescending as well - as if the person speaking was better than the receiver and/or they don't approve of their heathen ways.
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