I think this is some guy's email at the CMP forum who got hacked. I this is the funniest attempt yet. Enjoy.

Hi,
  How you doing? I'm writing Just writing to let you know that my family and i are stuck in London, England has been a mess. We were having a great time until last night when we got mugged and lost all my cash,credit card cell phone.It has been a scary experience,Thank God we still got our life and passport saved here with us,I was hit at the back of my neck with a club. Our return fight leaves in some hours from now but we are having problems settling our hotel bills, i need you to loan me some money, I'll refund it to you as soon as we arrive home..
You can have it wired to my name via Western Union, all you need is the name on my passport and current location Here's my info below:

Name:Pat
Location: 46 Fulham Road, London, SW6 1HS, UK
Amount:$1,200

Once this is done, kindly get back to me with the confirmation number,senders name and the amount sent, let me know if you're going to Western Union outlet now?
Awaiting your positive response..
Pat,