The best attempt yet

[BlasterBob]

Here's one I got just yesterday and I'd really like to de-nut the SOB that sent this crap to me and please note their poor spelling and punctuation:
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From: IRS <no-replyguke@irs.gov>
To: erickmagat@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:08 AM
Subject: IRS notification



Department of Treasury Internal Revenue Source

Important information about your tax return

We are unable to process your tax return


We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.

Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.

Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked


What you need to do

Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.

List of required documents:

1. A copy of this letter

2. Notification letter

3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.

Keep this notice for your records. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us

[trlcavscout]

Here's one I got just yesterday and I'd really like to de-nut the SOB that sent this crap to me and please note their poor spelling and punctuation:
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From: IRS <no-replyguke@irs.gov>
To: erickmagat@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:08 AM
Subject: IRS notification



Department of Treasury Internal Revenue Source

Important information about your tax return

We are unable to process your tax return


We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.

Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.

Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked


What you need to do

Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.

List of required documents:

1. A copy of this letter

2. Notification letter

3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.

Keep this notice for your records. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us

I have been getting that like twice a week!!!

[BlasterBob]

I have been getting that like twice a week!!!

Well, I guess I don't feel quite as bad about it then (misery likes company)

[Ed_S]

Here's one I got just yesterday and I'd really like to de-nut the SOB that sent this crap to me and please note their poor spelling and punctuation:
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From: IRS <no-replyguke@irs.gov>
To: erickmagat@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, July 2, 2011 12:08 AM
Subject: IRS notification



Department of Treasury Internal Revenue Source

Important information about your tax return

We are unable to process your tax return


We recived your tax return. However, we are unable to process the return as field.

Our records indicate that the person identifiedas the primary taxpayer or spouse on the tax return did not provided all the required documents shown on the tax form. Our records are based on information received from the Social Security Administration.

Based on this information, the tax account for the individual has been locked


What you need to do

Print out the attached notification and list of missing documents, fill it in, add the documents and send the following information to the adress shown in the attached notification.

List of required documents:

1. A copy of this letter

2. Notification letter

3. A photocopy of valid U.S. Federal or State Government issued identification.

Keep this notice for your records. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to contact us