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    Default TSA at it again

    If you guys liked the naked scanner then you'll love what's coming next!

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011...inside-people/

    WASHINGTON -- The U.S. government has warned domestic and international airlines that some terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into humans to carry out attacks, The Associated Press has learned.
    There is no intelligence pointing to a specific plot, but the U.S. shared its concerns last week with executives at domestic and international carriers.
    People traveling to the U.S. from overseas may experience additional screening at airports because of the threat, according to the Transportation Security Administration.

    "These measures are designed to be unpredictable, so passengers should not expect to see the same activity at every international airport," TSA spokesman Nick Kimball said. "Measures may include interaction with passengers, in addition to the use of other screening methods such as pat-downs and the use of enhanced tools and technologies."
    In other words, they don't have any reason to believe this might actually happen but they want to prevent it anyway. Look for random full human xray machine, MRI and body cavity searches coming to an airport near you!

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    More and more I'm convinced that the only solution is to ban all forms of mass transit.

    No plains. No trains. No buses.

    See, problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hollohas View Post
    If you guys liked the naked scanner then you'll love what's coming next!

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011...inside-people/



    In other words, they don't have any reason to believe this might actually happen but they want to prevent it anyway. Look for random full human xray machine, MRI and body cavity searches coming to an airport near you!
    Will I be able to sue the TSA for exposing me to harmful X-rays then? I've had so many in my life that I'm surprised I don't have 6 forms of cancer already!
    Sir we have to x-ray you?
    Why?
    Because we think you might have implanted a bomb inside your body.
    Look if you're not gonna take this seriously can we just hire cops to do this job?
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    I forsee strippers that are down on their luck being targeted by Al-Queda for "free implant upgrades".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    More and more I'm convinced that the only solution is to ban all forms of mass transit.
    No plains. No trains. No buses.
    See, problem solved.

    How about no one allowed in or out of the United States anymore.

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    how about we just stop being afraid of our own fucking shadows, stop pussy-footing with these fuckers, try anyone with any terror crimes in a military court, Start fighting this WAR like a WAR and be done with this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    I forsee strippers that are down on their luck being targeted by Al-Queda for "free implant upgrades".


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    Cool now you can get an MRI, CAT, and checkup all for the price of an airline ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.man View Post
    Cool now you can get an MRI, CAT, and checkup all for the price of an airline ticket.
    Delta is having a special this week: Free proctology exam when you book any domestic flight!
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