What was the last thing to go through bin Laden's head???
A bullet!
...couldn't resist this one. Nice job all...
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What was the last thing to go through bin Laden's head???
A bullet!
...couldn't resist this one. Nice job all...
Because I couldn't find the real Lame Joke of the Day Thread.
How does a New Age person change a light bulb?
They don't! They start a "Coping with Darkness" support group.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Zing!
Did you hear the one about the Margarine?
Eh, on second thought, I butter not tell you. You might spread it.
Just call me 47
Why did the cop arrest the belt?
For holding up a pair of pants!
How come police have bigger balls than firemen??
They sell more tickets!
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
George S. Patton
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
John F. Kennedy
?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
George Fitch. c 1916.
A guy walks into a bar...
And says OUCH
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
-- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
-- David Letterman
WINNER!Originally Posted by opie011
If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac AsimovLike, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot
That made me chuckle.... hard. To think his dog is more legit then he is.
"Aim small...miss small"
what was the name of helen kellers dog?
asgsjhfahrifadsalhfb.
Where do you put a werewolf?
in a were-house.
why did helen keller burn her ear?
she answered the iron.
Why did helen keller burn her other ear?
it called back...
ZING! SHABANG!
corrected,
Sorry, I couldn't take it anymore.
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