THAT'S IT!

As punishment for these comments, when I'm POTUS my first acts will be to appoint each of you to a cabinet position..

Starting with Stuving..Secretary of the Dept. of Agriculture (it's the whole donkey thing Stu [yeah, I remember it] - it just seems to fit).
DSB - Secretary of the Dept of the Interior (never understood why the Dept of Interior deals with the outdoors?)
Monky - Secretary of the Dept & Human Services (it's the "I ♥ Patrick and Spyder" thing; just makes me think of human servicing).
jerrymrc - Secretary of the Dept of Justice (yeah, oversees the BATFE - perhaps he can straighten 'em out. Jerry is my mentor after all!)

And even though he hasn't participated in this thread -
funkfool - Secretary of the Dept of Education (for correcting my spelling)

How do you like 'dem apples?