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    Dear American Taxpayer

    For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hardworking American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain .
    My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.
    Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters! I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe ...just grin and bear it?

    Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less, too, to offset ours!

    I know times are hard, and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

    I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.

    Cordially,
    Michelle (Moochelle) Obama

    P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India from which we just returned!
    P.P.S. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard . It was fabulous! And thanks for the smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.
    P.P.P.S Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!

    Love 'ya! Remember we all have to share the pain of these economic times!

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    They're an ugly couple with ugly morals.

    Thanks for posting.
    "Aim small...miss small"

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    We know the $2bn India visit is a lie, and that the aircraft is only called Air Force 2 when the VP is aboard... so I'm gonna call shenanigans. It's more made up shit to fool easily fooled people.

    I know a lot of liberals, and I don't remember a single one who was obsessive about bashing on the First Lady during the last administration. What gives? Frequent references to "Wookie" really?

    H.

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    “Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.”



    And you can kiss her ass if you want, it is definately big enough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stenz View Post
    They're an ugly couple with ugly morals.

    Thanks for posting.
    Thats just UGLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier View Post
    so I'm gonna call shenanigans.
    Ditto!

    These guys need to go shooting (have some fun) and give up this pathetic hobby of making up Obama shit...
    If your post count is higher than your round count, you are a troll.

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    I like it it is satire, and it is the way those in the Whithouse feel about the American citizen.

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    Ah good old Barry O! And let's not forget about this little factoid!
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_550635.html
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    And he plays poker too. Just don't call his Bluff

    http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/oba...call-my-bluff/

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    By saying that Obama didn't storm out of the room, and that Repub's description of what happened was "overblown" sounds to me like Dems need to stop being so f***ing childish! This has been the most expensive presidency to date! And to make matters worse the spending just keeps going up and up. If they can't compromise or reach some kind of an agreement we're all going to end up in the sh*tter!
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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