Lost my truck keys- *#@//

[glock21]

Your wrong, I can drywall mud and tape, I can't texture. Lol

[mopar]

Found them!
Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.



Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?


Would she?


Devil Woman!

Oh .... the evil that lurks in the minds of wives, we as men are doomed.

[BPTactical]

Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.

Yeah Dave I know-
But I wanted the truck to run afterwards

[Jer]

Found them!
Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.



Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?


Would she?


Devil Woman!

I've found that I've 'lost' more things in the decade my life has lived with me than my previous two decades of life including childhood. Funny how that works.

[Mtn.man]

Come clean, you were playing dress up had the wifes purse and then forgot to take them outa there...

[Byte Stryke]

Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?

that was over 1K rounds ago



got tired of waiting for you...

gave up on it.

[BPTactical]

that was over 1K rounds ago



got tired of waiting for you...

gave up on it.

Probably oughta give up on it.
It is a Kimber afterall.
1K its done wore out

[theGinsue]

Am I the only one on the board that looks all over the house for a pair of sunglasses, and finds them when I look in the mirror?

Nope, I did that about 2 weeks ago. - and again last week, and......

[theGinsue]

Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.

Daaayummmmm. That's just wrong.
(I'll have to remember that the next time I lose my keys though)

[SideShow Bob]

Was this BP ?



A Mattapan man faces arraignment tomorrow on charges he lifted his dress and showed passersby what the Good Lord gave him outside the Mass. Ave. Orange Line stop Friday afternoon.

According to an MBTA Transit Police report, Ray Johnson, 27, of Old Morton Street, lifted his dress several times in front of a woman and her children shortly before 1:30 p.m.. When another man told him to knock it off and stop being disrespectful, the report continues, Johnson said "I'll show you disrespectful" and then bent over and exposed himself again, this time to a larger group that included "three elderly women passing out religious literature."

Johnson was charged with open and gross lewdness.

Innocent, etc.