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  1. 07-20-2011, 15:39 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?


    Would she?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Found them!
    Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.



    Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?


    Would she?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.

    2 very disturbing things...
    First, the image of Bert in a dress
    Secondly, the fact that you described it so well....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    2 very disturbing things...
    First, the image of Bert in a dress
    Secondly, the fact that you described it so well....

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    Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.



    Oh wait, wrong basement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.



    Oh wait, wrong basement.
    And wrong hose...
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  7. 07-21-2011, 07:50 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.
    You want your front strap checkering to go which way Bob?


    Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?



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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    You want your front strap checkering to go which way Bob?


    Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?



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    Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glock21 View Post
    Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.
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