There was some large accident on I-25 this morning HOURS before I had to be a work. I left my house with plenty of time to get to work. It took me 65 minutes to drive 12 miles. I could have ridden my bike to work faster. I was 35 minutes late. I lost my perfect attendance, and as a result, watched $400 extra come out of my paycheck while I went 10 miles an hour on I-25 for over an hour.

That's crap.