I was reading the "crap" thread and someone brought up meetings at work.

Decline the meeting if the following conditions are met:

1. The meeting is scheduled before 10am on Monday.
2. The meeting is scheduled after noon on Friday
3. The meeting is scheduled between 11am and 1 pm Monday through Thursday.
4. The meeting is scheduled after 3pm Monday - Thursday.
5. The meeting is scheduled before 9 on Tuesday - Friday.

Accept the meeting if the following conditions are met:

1. The hot chick in the office is wearing a short skirt. (drop your pencil...a lot).
2. There is food being served. This may just be an inducement for a stupid meeting but food is food.
3. Your boss said the meeting was mandatory.
4. You scheduled the meeting.

Please feel free to add your own.