Sons of Guns part douche

[spyder]

I can't believe this thread is still going on... I guess there is a lot of off topic stuff, but damn...
On one of the off subject topics "dual survival" or any of those, I want my own survival show on discovery. My friend and I who don't know half the shit people like Bear and the rest do will go out in the wilderness and try to survive. Yes, camera crew and all, but we will film till we either escape or get way too sick to move forward, or injure ourselves. The episode will end and a big banner will say if we lived or died. It would be a fun show to bet on I think. All of these shows like Bears are kinda unrealistic. How many people here can climb an avacado tree or do some of the shit they do? Most people don't know half of that crap. That is where my show would come in. I don't know anything really but what the scouts taught me (which wasn't much) and what I learned in science. I think it would be fun.

[Ranger]

Thanks Ranger-I just blew RedBull all over my keyboard

BP, is that a euphemism for something else?

[DOC]

I don't know how he can build many of the guns he does?
The TommyGun was understandable it was for a police department so its a little fishy, because what SWAT is going to use a tommy gun when they can use MP5's and M4's all day long for the price a colt AR-15.
But how does he build Ma Duece's and Tri-m16's for fun?
First, the M2. Doesn't he have to have a letter from a police department to have a machinegun built after 86?
And even if he had the m16's registered and laying around those are like 16k a piece and he's just going to chop them up and make a tri m16? I think he built those from scratch which is very bad without the proper paperwork.

[BPTactical]

BP, is that a euphemism for something else?

Nah-sorry Ranger, I was enjoying a tasty, cold and carbonated beverage when I read your humorous post and proceeded to expel said beverage from my nose.

[Byte Stryke]

Nah-sorry Ranger, I was enjoying a tasty, large male bovine and seated him on the him on the keyboard for ease of access.

[Ranger]

Nah-sorry Ranger, I was enjoying a tasty, cold and carbonated beverage when I read your humorous post and proceeded to expel said beverage from my nose.

Thank God .

[Ronin13]

Thank God .

Well it was one of the funnier things... I've never nasally ejected red bull, I know lemonade sucks, I bet red bull is worse. Ranger, love the imagination you have, but then you forgot to add...
"Tonight, on Dual Survival, the guys buy a tricked out M1 converted into a fully automatic grenade launching, flame throwing, twelve barrel lawn dart spitter from the boys at Pawn Stars, and go out into the wild to see if they can survive on Deadliest Catch's the Wizard crab boat, as Bear Grylls tries his hand at surviving an encounter with the Ice Road Truckers."
I know I'm mixing stations, but they're all owned by the Discovery Corporation.

[rondog]

Maybe I'm just a deviant, but I think that tattooed freakazoid Danielle on American Pickers is kinda cute. A little plump, but cute.....

[Mtn.man]

Maybe I'm just a deviant, but I think that tattooed freakazoid Danielle on American Pickers is kinda cute. A little plump, but cute.....

+1 on danielle.

[Mtn.man]

maybe some of their episodes will end up on World's Dumbest, or Swamp People.