Quote Originally Posted by hatidua View Post
Here's to hoping you accurately predict how the owner of the stunned dog reacts
I'll tell ya this much.... if my large dog and I are outside and he runs over to say hi to you, and you pull something out of you pocket and my dog yelps/drops... I hope you have a good life insurance policy.

You said this has happened 3 times before. Guess what? You're still here! The dogs don't want to hurt you, they aren't going to hurt you, and they haven't in the past which means you're just being a paranoid douche.
Like its been said.... grow a pair and get a real dog.