You Want a Piece of me???

[Mtn.man]

Pulled in to get gas today and a garbage truck I didn't see at first, was backing up fast as hell to park on the side iof the store.
I saw it ans floored Big Un into a spot. i heard the guy holler something so I got out ans walked to the back of my truck as he got out he looked like a old hippie fuk . I shouted Hey you wanna pc of me, come on do you wanna pc of this? Everyone was looking some chuckling he said I was backing up and you pulled in.
I said if you woulda hit me you were at fualt, and what ths fuk are you doing anyway trucks park across the street and then walk over you lazy fuk. Come on
He just walked away.
Guy next to me came over and said he was a retired lawyer and if the guy had of hit me I woulda owned the trash company.

Yeah just what I need a bunch of garbage hauling trash too lazy to walk an extra 100 feet.

Anyway it was fun.

[Byte Stryke]

Pulled in to get gas today and a garbage truck I didn't see at first, was backing up fast as hell to park on the side of the store.
I saw it and floored Big One into a spot. i heard the guy holler something so I got out ans walked to the back of my truck as he got out he looked like a old hippie fuck . I shouted Hey you wanna piece of me, come on do you wanna piece of this? Everyone was looking some chuckling he said I was backing up and you pulled in.
I said if you would have hit me you were at fault, and what this fuck are you doing anyway trucks park across the street and then walk over you lazy fuck. Come on
He just walked away.
Guy next to me came over and said he was a retired lawyer and if the guy had of hit me I would have owned the trash company.

Yeah just what I need a bunch of garbage hauling trash too lazy to walk an extra 100 feet.

Anyway it was fun.

And we are charging you with reckless usage of the English language.



I rate the rant at a 5.
you used punctuation and the only curse word was "Fuk"

[Ronin13]

Pulled in to get gas today and a garbage truck I didn't see at first was backing up fast as hell to park on the side of the store.
I saw it and floored Big 'Un into a spot. I heard the guy holler something, so I got out and walked to the back of my truck as he got out; he looked like an old hippie fuck. I shouted, "Hey you wanna piece of me? Come on do you wanna piece of this?" Everyone was looking, some chuckling. He said, "I was backing up and you pulled in."
I said, "If you woulda hit me you were at fault, and what the fuck are you doing anyway? Trucks park across the street and then walk over you lazy fuck. Come on."
He just walked away.
Guy next to me came over and said he was a retired lawyer and if the guy would have hit me I woulda owned the trash company.

Yeah just what I need a bunch of garbage hauling trash too lazy to walk an extra 100 feet.

Anyway it was fun.

There Byte, now it's a proper narrative, I added ""

[Monky]

My brain hurts after reading his post...

[UberTong]

And we are charging you with reckless usage of the English language.



I rate the rant at a 5.
you used punctuation and the only curse word was "Fuk"

Hahaha!