Pulled in to get gas today and a garbage truck I didn't see at first was backing up fast as hell to park on the side of the store.
I saw it
and floored Big
'Un into a spot. I heard the guy holler something, so I got out
and walked to the back of my truck as he got out; he looked like
an old hippie
fuck. I shouted, "Hey you wanna
piece of me
? Come on do you wanna
piece of this?" Everyone was looking, some chuckling. He said, "I was backing up and you pulled in."
I said, "If you woulda hit me you were at
fault, and what
the fuck are you doing anyway
? Trucks park across the street and then walk over you lazy
fuck. Come on."
He just walked away.

Guy next to me came over and said he was a retired lawyer and if the guy
would have hit me I woulda owned the trash company.
Yeah just what I need a bunch of garbage hauling trash too lazy to walk an extra 100 feet.
Anyway it was fun.