psychiatric hold

[cebeu]

Obamacare?

Calif. Man Attempts Surgery on Hernia With Butter Knife

"While waiting for paramedics...the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound."

[argonstrom]

What an idiot! A butter knife?!?













He should have first used this:



Then this:



Voila! No more troublesome hernia!

[Marlin]

Might have left less of a scar than what I have..

[DSB OUTDOORS]

He should have used gun powder!! A cigarette, Please!! DUMBASS!!

[n8tive97]

Obamacare?

Calif. Man Attempts Surgery on Hernia With Butter Knife

"While waiting for paramedics...the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound."

I think I saw this on House!

[nynco]

If he was thinkin clear he could have done the high speed method of a sewing needle and dental floss. If wanted to be super high speed he could have used super glue and cloth strips to help keep it closed too.

[Byte Stryke]

If he was thinkin clear he could have done the high speed method of a sewing needle and dental floss. If wanted to be super high speed he could have used super glue and cloth strips to help keep it closed too.

Joke all you like, The first aid kit has Duct tape and Super Glue.

I have had to use both on people.

[Guylee]

Kinda reminds me of the guy who robbed a bank for a buck just so he could get free treatment.

[mcantar18c]

If he was thinkin clear he could have done the high speed method of a sewing needle and dental floss. If wanted to be super high speed he could have used super glue and cloth strips to help keep it closed too.

I've used my shirt as a tourniquet, used thin strips of duct tape as butterfly bandages to hold it closed and super glue to seal it. Then when the homeowner got home I had her stitch it up with a needle bent with pliers (she's a nurse).
Shit works.