5 things i dont understand

[chunga]

I agree rondog--it should be illegal to sell certain styles of womans apparel in extra large.
I don't understand body piercings. In my work I do sometimes get stuck with a metal object but that is an accident --I remove it--I don't leave it there.
Also Tattoos--I don't understand why people get them--but--to each their own.
I also agree with those scooter things. They ought to keep them off the road. They are really hard to pick out of the grill of my Dodge

[Monky]

Fat chicks that dress like they think they be all hot and shit.

They really should not make things at Vic Secrets in anything above a 'medium'.. of course.. you'd still have fat girls trying to cram themselves into it..

[hollohas]

-Those kids on sport bikes with neon mohawks glued to their helmets...F'ing stupid. WTF?
-Other kids on sport bikes with flip-flops, shorts and a wife beater T doing wheelies. Enjoy your road rash...

[Ronin13]

-Those kids on sport bikes with neon mohawks glued to their helmets...F'ing stupid. WTF?
-Other kids on sport bikes with flip-flops, shorts and a wife beater T doing wheelies. Enjoy your road rash...

Just combine the two- Squids... I don't understand them! Guess not everyone wants to live.
Mine would be:
-Bicyclists in the city who disregard traffic lights and turning vehicles (waiting for a big splat)
-Bicyclists in the mountains who TAKE UP THE ENTIRE LANE, share the road goes both ways, and I was always taught the rules of the sea: Yield to the bigger boat.
-Motorcycle d-bags who have pipes so loud you can't have a conversation 1/2mi away, assholes. You're not cool bruno, tone it down.
-Guys who wear MMA clothing (like TapOut and UFC) that probably have no idea how to fight and would curl up in a little ball and cry if actually hit.
-All the homeless downtown that beg for money... I work hard for mine, I hate how my taxes go to those on welfare, and I only donate to WWP and PHA (that's Wounded Warrior Project and Purple Heart Assoc., respectively), do you really think I want to give you money so you can continue to sit and do nothing?
-Had to add one more, because this reds my ass: Parents who let their 14 year old daughters wear clothing that wasn't even allowed when I was in high school... I'm not saying they're going to turn into little sluts (Lindsey Lohan style!) but they are wearing the uniform, if not, then the practice uniform.

[Lex_Luthor]

I don't understand panhandlers with a fresh cup of coffee, nice clothes, and a kid next to them. Why would you educate your kid that this is an acceptable way to earn a living, freeloading off others?

[mopar]

A couple of years ago, Iwas driving one of my old company trucks (a 91 Dodge diesel with 200,000 miles plus on it) out of a customers driveway.
The end of the driveway turned onto a county rd. I stopped and waited for two bicycilists to pass by. They were so close I couldn't pull out in front of them safely. After turning onto the rd. I had to follow them up a short hill.
They were all nicely dressed in their spandex, cycle shoes and those space helmets. They must have thought I was following too close (which I wasn't) ... did I mention they were riding side by side ? Anyway just before they crested the hill one of them FLIPPED ME OFF! .....After I topped the hill I floored the old Dodge, it did my old heart good to see those sooty faces staring at my tail pipe.

[mcantar18c]

Just combine the two- Squids... I don't understand them! Guess not everyone wants to live.
Mine would be:
-Bicyclists in the city who disregard traffic lights and turning vehicles (waiting for a big splat)
-Bicyclists in the mountains who TAKE UP THE ENTIRE LANE, share the road goes both ways, and I was always taught the rules of the sea: Yield to the bigger boat.
-Motorcycle d-bags who have pipes so loud you can't have a conversation 1/2mi away, assholes. You're not cool bruno, tone it down.
-Guys who wear MMA clothing (like TapOut and UFC) that probably have no idea how to fight and would curl up in a little ball and cry if actually hit.
-All the homeless downtown that beg for money... I work hard for mine, I hate how my taxes go to those on welfare, and I only donate to WWP and PHA (that's Wounded Warrior Project and Purple Heart Assoc., respectively), do you really think I want to give you money so you can continue to sit and do nothing?
-Had to add one more, because this reds my ass: Parents who let their 14 year old daughters wear clothing that wasn't even allowed when I was in high school... I'm not saying they're going to turn into little sluts (Lindsey Lohan style!) but they are wearing the uniform, if not, then the practice uniform.

Gotta disagree on that one. It gets annoying in residential areas, but around town and on the highway I felt better knowing that even if some idiot not paying attention doesn't see me, he can damn sure hear me.
The rest though, completely agree. I took my 13yo sister to breakfast this morning, she had shorts that could pass as underwear and makeup that made her look like a freakin raccoon. Needless to say she won't be doing that anymore, at least not around me.

A couple of years ago, Iwas driving one of my old company trucks (a 91 Dodge diesel with 200,000 miles plus on it) out of a customers driveway.
The end of the driveway turned onto a county rd. I stopped and waited for two bicycilists to pass by. They were so close I couldn't pull out in front of them safely. After turning onto the rd. I had to follow them up a short hill.
They were all nicely dressed in their spandex, cycle shoes and those space helmets. They must have thought I was following too close (which I wasn't) ... did I mention they were riding side by side ? Anyway just before they crested the hill one of them FLIPPED ME OFF! .....After I topped the hill I floored the old Dodge, it did my old heart good to see those sooty faces staring at my tail pipe.

I bought my first diesel up in Boulder. When I was test driving it, some guy taking a break with his bicycle on the side of the road fake coughed and flipped me off... so I hammered it and let him have it. I decided I wanted to buy it after that

[Ronin13]

Gotta disagree on that one. It gets annoying in residential areas, but around town and on the highway I felt better knowing that even if some idiot not paying attention doesn't see me, he can damn sure hear me.

I think this came up in a thread earlier so I won't bother with repeating what has been already stated. However, in regards to this- I understand loud to a degree. I'm talking more about the one that are so fawking loud that when the rider gets above 3,000rpm it sounds like the gates of hell are opening up. For instance, a couple weeks ago I was in Downtown Evergreen (those familiar will know exactly which bar that has gone downhill I speak of) when walking toward a cafe on mainstreet some Sons of Anarchy wannabe starts up his bike, and to me, for the sole reason of showboating (like the d-bag he is) starts to rev the engine on his hardley keying in at near-impossibly deafening decibels. I was a mere 30 yards away and couldn't even hear myself think (and I'm a loud thinker). He didn't pull out for another couple minutes, and it just made me want to go over to his bike when he wasn't on it and pour gelatin into his tank... and as a rider I would never mess with a man's bike, but that crosses more than one line.

[hollohas]

Agreed Ronin. I ride a Harley and have non-stock pipes that help me get noticed but I wouldn't call them loud and certainly not nearly as loud as the ones you mentioned. And I don't have them for the sole purpose of being loud.

I had the same thing happen to me not too long ago. Walking into an eating establishment with my sleeping daughter on my shoulder. Greasy dude comes out, clearly sees me and my daughter, gets on his bike and revs it up as loud as he possibly could just feet from us. Might as well not had any pipes at all. My ears were ringing for hours. Can't imagine what my 14 month old's ears felt like...

There is no need to rev up loud pipes while sitting still. Dude's with little peckers do that...

[DOC]

I don't understand $500+ Glocks?
Why women think that me being quiet, thinks that's grounds for an argument?
Things do work the way they are designed to and I have to re engineer them?
Poor grammar.
Spanish only signs.