5 things i dont understand

[DOC]

Maybe he burned his face with a cigarette and can't grow a mustache because of it. Would explain his dislike for smokes.

[Ah Pook]

Nothing is worse than an old man that is out of touch with the latest fashion trends.

I was reffering to the 20 somethings. Maybe they are called hipsters?

[alxone]

rectal cranial inversion

now thats fancy talk

[Ronin13]

Why must slow people subject others to their slowness? If you are going to have a rectal cranial inversion please move to the side and let others by.

I get the middle finger on a nearly regular basis when driving between Evergreen and Kittridge... speed limit is 35, but some people want to go 25, and it's only 1 lane per direction with solid double yellow, so I give them the flashy headlights and they get mad at me. Another reason I couldn't be a cop, I would go freaking batty if I had to be stuck behind slow drivers all the time.

[Ah Pook]

I get the middle finger on a nearly regular basis when driving between Evergreen and Kittridge... speed limit is 35, but some people want to go 25, and it's only 1 lane per direction with solid double yellow, so I give them the flashy headlights and they get mad at me. Another reason I couldn't be a cop, I would go freaking batty if I had to be stuck behind slow drivers all the time.

I'm not even talking about drivers, old people or those with some other disorder. People on the sidewalk, grocery aisle, pretty much anywhere. You know the type that have to walk down the center, blocking both sides, and stop for what ever reason.

I about knocked over a heard of them yesterday. Walking into a store behind three people. All three take two steps into the store and stop blocking the entrance. Trying to be polite, I wait a couple of seconds. But no, the RCI has consumed them. I have to put my one of their shoulders and almost push my way through. Not the only time it happened either.

[alxone]

1people who walk into traffic while texting
2 left hand canyon shooters
3 why a 5foot 5 inch tall 300+lbs guy is trying to talk to me about being quick and tactical ???
4 bikers (bicycles) that wear a bunch of spandex and team jerseys . i got some news for ya bud , you look like a homo and you aint lance armstrong .
5 ill have to agree with ronin13 , it sucks balls being stuck behind a slow poke in the hills .

[Ronin13]

4 bikers (bicycles) that wear a bunch of spandex and team jerseys . i got some news for ya bud , you look like a homo and you aint lance armstrong .
5 ill have to agree with ronin13 , it sucks balls being stuck behind a slow poke in the hills .

We used to always yell at those people "The tour is in France, Lance!"
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