1. Why everyone gets excited by DVRs or TiVo for "being able to pause and rewind live TV" Want to impress me fast forward it.
2. Why Beer commercials make americans look like complete fucking morons.
3. Why when i have money, no guns are around, and vise versa.
4. Women
5. Why after to threats to not pay the military, how these ass clowns are in power still.