Headline: Unicorn Urine found, tastes like Patron Silver...

I knew it was a fake from the start. I have no doubt the professional criminals will come to some last minute compromise that will include another trillion dollars in pork, much like Obamacare and Dodd-Frank.
My bank is doing away with their points program on my business debit card because of the new regs in Dodd-Frank, so I get to pay for my airfare out of pocket for vacations from now on. But hey, it'll save me almost a hundred dollars a year in processing fees for customer debit cards. Gee, that boondoggle will only cost me about a grand each year.